Have you ever wished you could wear the Internet? [Buzzfeed]
- Rihanna's new hair is jet-black, also very shiny. [Bellasugar]
- I don't approve of: crop-tops at the Kids' Choice Awards. Or anywhere. [FabSugar]
- Kristen Stewart is a writing a novel and will probably publish it, joining the esteemed ranks of celeb-novelists like Tyra Banks and Snooki. [Earsucker]
- Ashton Kutcher was cast as Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic about the late Apple CEO's life. The film will compete with a rival biopic written by Aaron Sorkin. One of these things sounds better than the other. [CelebDirtyLaundry]
- Alec Baldwin is engaged to his former yoga instructer, Hilaria Thomas. He's 53, she's 28. That seems like an age difference? "No judgement." [HaveUHeard]
